If you're the type of person who relies on mysterious-sounding locations of stars to determine your personality and outcome in life, get ready to be shocked.
According to the Minnesota Planetarium Society, here is where the real signs of the Zodiac should fall. Get ready for your world to change forever.
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. (Yuup, this one is new )
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
So, NOW according to this NEW sign, Ophichus (or whatever its called), I am NOT a Leo, but instead a Virgo. I, personally think that this a whole bunch of HOOPLA, BULLS%T, CRAP, ect. If the signs have been this way for 3000 freakin years, why even bother to change them now?!
I have been hearing that if you were born before 2009, that this change doesn't affect you...(As if that makes it better). So, if you have a child that was born in 2009 or later, their signs are completely different now? GTFOH!
Not that Zodiac Signs are AT ALL important, but to me, its like saying: Yea, we have been saying the alphabet WRONG for 50 ZILLION years. We forgot one... How the heck would that work?!
A HOTT MESS!
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. (Yuup, this one is new )
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
So, NOW according to this NEW sign, Ophichus (or whatever its called), I am NOT a Leo, but instead a Virgo. I, personally think that this a whole bunch of HOOPLA, BULLS%T, CRAP, ect. If the signs have been this way for 3000 freakin years, why even bother to change them now?!
I have been hearing that if you were born before 2009, that this change doesn't affect you...(As if that makes it better). So, if you have a child that was born in 2009 or later, their signs are completely different now? GTFOH!
Not that Zodiac Signs are AT ALL important, but to me, its like saying: Yea, we have been saying the alphabet WRONG for 50 ZILLION years. We forgot one... How the heck would that work?!
A HOTT MESS!
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